Giant spider, attacking children!

Kids, GET AWAY FROM THERE! This is how giant spiders operate – they put on a friendly face, usually a comically exaggerated one, and that’s how they lure you in. But behind that smiling face is a heart that pulses with dark arachnoid hatred! PUT DOWN THE PUMPKINS AND RUN FOR IT! NOW!

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October 18, 2007. Animals.

One Comment

  1. Alan replied:

    Looks like one of them “Silly-Sprinkler” things my neighbor had as a kid. I thought it was stupid.

    I didn’t have anything like that. When he washed his truck, Dad would sometimes spray the hose at me and laugh.

    My neighbor had a Vertibird too. I hated him.

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