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January 22, 2008. Animals, Appliances, Books, Checks, Divine hammer, Food, Hands, Hats, Musical instruments, Noses, Office supplies, Pencils, People, Rear ends, Robots, Shoes, Sports, Toys, Vehicles, Watches. 1 comment.

Giant pink head, half-submerged in the grass!

Man, does this take me back. We used to have one of these exact things in my back yard when I was a kid. My uncle Sid built it one day when my parents and I weren’t home. Sid was always doing stuff like that – filling the bathtub with orange juice, writing big long plays in Portugese, rolling around in his own filth and then going to K-Mart. Too much homemade potato wine will do that to you.

November 1, 2007. Noses, People. 1 comment.

Giant Q-Tip!

This poor lady – look at that expression on her face! She’s encountered an ear swab of statuesque proportions, and she doesn’t quite know what to make of it. In fact, it’s got her so confused that she’s attempting to swab her nose with it. What, does your brain itch? That thing is too big for any practical usage involving the human body. You might be better served by using it to clean those hard-to-reach nooks and crannies around the bathroom sink. But for the love of God, quit trying to stick it into your nose!

October 2, 2007. Divine hammer, Noses, People. 9 comments.

Giant … umm … something

I don’t really know what I want to say about this. I know what Dr. Freud would say – or at least I think I do. But sometimes a corn dog is just a corn dog, you know? Maybe the faithful readers can make sense of this in the comments.

September 7, 2007. Hands, Noses, People, Rear ends. 1 comment.

Giant nose!

Holy crap – somebody needs to go to the doctor! What in the hell is the point of having a nose this big, huh? YOU TELL ME.

August 8, 2007. Noses. 5 comments.