Giant Q-Tip!

This poor lady – look at that expression on her face! She’s encountered an ear swab of statuesque proportions, and she doesn’t quite know what to make of it. In fact, it’s got her so confused that she’s attempting to swab her nose with it. What, does your brain itch? That thing is too big for any practical usage involving the human body. You might be better served by using it to clean those hard-to-reach nooks and crannies around the bathroom sink. But for the love of God, quit trying to stick it into your nose!

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October 2, 2007. Divine hammer, Noses, People.

10 Comments

  1. Alan replied:

    Two words:

    Anal probe.

  2. Rosalyn replied:

    where can i get my hands on one of those??

    seriously.

  3. Edward replied:

    Does anyone know where to get those giant 8 inch Q-tips? I have searched every medical supply but with no luck. I use them to clean my firearms. Thank you

  4. Nancy replied:

    I’d love the get some to use to clean my dog’s ears. Can anyone help with a location as to where to get these?

    • desdoolittle replied:

      Did you ever find those swabs big enough for dog ears ? We were looking on-line for exactly that !!

      Please let us know..

      Me & the Dogs ..:)

      • Terry replied:

        I agree that Christians should not keep their beliefs separate from politics. I think it’s quite important we consider our beliefs when discussing or voting on such topics. After all we want a Christ like country, in order to work towards this our beliefs must be codnsderen.Thaiks for taking the time to comment Rick!

      • privatkredit-rechner replied:

        Femme, olet oikeassa, kiireettömässä rakastelussa mies kohtelee naistaan kuin jumalatarta, ja hurmio on molemmille sellainen, ettei sitä halua keskeyttää, ja sen takia siemensyöksyyn keskittyvä orgasmi ei ole enää tavoite, vaan pikemminkin sitä yrittää välttää, ettei onni päättyisi. Aika katoaa, ja kaikkein lihallisimman ja maallisimman yhteyden kautta avautuu tie henkisyyteen, pyhyyteen, kosmisuuteen. Tätä varmaan on ollut temppelirakkaus myös muinaisessa Kreikassa.

  5. Rene replied:

    http://www.fabco.net/catalog/procswab.htm

    We came across these giant q tips while in an ER tonight. That is what happens they leave us for two hours in a room…. waiting. They were busy; we understood. But we were bored. We looked in a few drawers and foudn these HUGE Q Tips. I posted on on Facebook because it was comically huge! Someone said they were Procto Swabs. I googled Procto Swab and found a website where you might be able to buy them.

    Good Luck

  6. Barger replied:

    I found a giant swab in my generic Q-tip container purchased at your local Walmart. I mean big. you could try those.

  7. click here replied:

    “http://facedbookmagazine.com/blogs/viewstory/1142 Thanks for that awesome posting. It saved MUCH time 🙂

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