Giant cheeseburger!

Hey, let me try talking like one of those damn cats on the Internet! Here goes … can I have a cheeseburger? No, wait, I did it wrong. Can I has that cheeseborger? Cheesburger? Cheeze … cheesborger! Something like that. Whatever. I’d like to see one of those cats try to tackle this thing. And then I’d write some kind of cheeky, comical caption for when they fail spectacularly. Face the cheeseburger!