Giant colored pencils!

Listen, people, childhood is short enough as it is – you designers don’t need to go shortening it further by building enormous colored pencils that can serve no purpose other than to invest a child with a sense of inadequacy. To the young man or woman approaching these statuesque pencils, they are little more than a reminder that the world is bigger than they are – and come on, who makes paper large enough to correspond with these? Poorly conceived from the outset!