Giant thing of tofu!
Look at this block of tofu. Just look at it! Ridiculous. First of all, nutritionally speaking, you’re much better off with an equal sized portion of grilled chicken breast. But even then, look, you don’t need to eat this much! Portion sizes have gotten out of control in this country, exacerbated by the fact that people seem to think they can eat however much they want as long as it’s “health food.” Like this thing of tofu. I don’t care who you are, you don’t need this much tofu. And besides, can you imagine the sheer quantity of soy sauce needed to make this palatable? Think of the sodium!