GIant box with a girl inside!
Hey ya’all, look what came in the mail for me – a big box with a girl inside! Oh yes, wait a minute mister postman! This rocks. Could you imagine opening up your bills and stuff one day, throwing away the pizza and furniture coupons, shredding the credit card offers, and oh yeah, there’s one box we didn’t open yet, wonder what’s in it? It’s a hot girl! Heck yeah. Best mail day ever!