Giant sandwich on a football field!
I’ve always heard that Australian rules football is different from ours, but I had no idea just how different it is. Turns out they don’t use a regular football but a giant inflatable sandwich. Let me tell you, it changes the whole dynamic of the game! For one thing, you can’t just have a single quarterback, because it takes two people to hold the ball. And they have to have some extraordinary upper body strength in order to throw it.
It does make for a very exciting game, though, if only for the spectacular nature of sacks. That plus the end-zone dance is so visually stimulating, it is almost pornographic.