Giant paper cup!
Remember those bathroom paper cups that had comic strips printed on them? Yeah, that was always the best part of brushing your teeth. Why don’t they make those any more? You know, maybe they do, and I just don’t know it – it has been a long time since I went shopping for paper cups.
But can you imagine all the comic strips that could fit on this one? You could do, like, an entire Dick Tracy story. But reading it would be the hard part, because having to stand on a ladder removes much of the charm of comic strip serials.