Giant lobster puts the smack down on some guy!

I have a recurring nightmare in which all of the roasted chickens I’ve bought at Kroger come back for vengeance. That’s bad, but what this guy is facing is so much worse. Lobsters have pincers, and this lobster is so large it defies reason. Plus, roasted chickens get all soft and squishy when they’re cooked, while lobster claws remain sharp enough to cut you. As much as I enjoy the taste of lobster, I would not want to trade with this guy.

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August 21, 2007. Animals, Divine hammer, Food.

One Comment

  1. Alan replied:

    His pose suggests that this is a still image taken from “Matrix: The Seafood Edition”.

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