I don’t know where this guy thinks he is going with this freakishly large mandolin. Is that a K-Mart? Because if he’s trying to return it there, he must be mistaken about where he acquired it. I’ve been in a K-Mart before, and let me tell you this: they don’t sell normal-sized mandolins there, much less giant ones. Maybe he’s planning on doing some in-store busking? I hope that’s the plan. Either way, he’d better be pretty dexterous as a player, because this mandolin is large enough to render conventional playing methods useless.