I’ve always said: When the revolution comes and the giant robotic skeleton-birds take over, I want to be in Madagascar. Why Madagascar? Just ask any Risk player … it’s the safest place on earth! Very defensible. And defensible counts when you’re confronted with a soulless, blood-sucking army of skeleton robot birds like this one here. Australia’s not a bad place to hole up, either. Everybody goes for Asia because it gives you the most points, but you can’t hold that long-term.