Giant crackers!
Man, this big ol’ box of crackers could not have come along at a better time. I’m starving! Now I need to locate the peanut butter and jelly jars of equivalent size. Not to mention some sort of instrument for doing the spreading. Then it is on!
Giant bulldog!
You know, you look at the mournful face on this pup, and you can practically read his mind: “Why did master feed me that potion, instead of just pouring it down the sink? Why isn’t nature’s plan good enough for him? Didn’t he stop to think what life on this cruel earth would be like for a dog of my now-giant stature? People will fear me where they would once have loved me. Will I ever be able to love again?”
Giant hat AND foam “we’re no. 1″ hand!
This little fella has got it right – he’s got the giant foam hand, plus a hat that will turn heads on the street! Way to go, young man. Clearly the yellow and gold motif is meant to represent some sports team, I believe.
Giant picture frame!
Frankly, friends, I have my doubts about this one. The more I look at it, the more I come to believe it’s a normal-sized picture frame, and that the people in it and the background behind it are intricately detailed miniatures. Because think about it – who would ever bother to manufacture a picture frame as large as the one implied here? You’re never gonna find a print big enough to fill it, so what’s the point? I ask you, what’s the point?
Giant Dracula!
CRAP! That’s a giant Dracula, and that poor guy is courting disaster! What does he think is going to happen here? Come on, buddy, move! That’s Dracula!
On the other hand, those are some nice looking pumpkins. Nice color, consistency. Good year for those!
Giant phone!
Here’s an example of designers that are too far removed from the audiences they are supposed to serve. Be frank – how many office workers have desks large enough to facilitate this phone? Only the most top-level executives, I would think, and few of them have the upper body strength needed to lift this receiver. And besides, they have people that make their calls for them. So who is the audience for this? Impractical!
Giant pen!
Oh yeah! Happy girl writing with a giant pen! Totally speaks for itself! ROCK ON!
Giant dog gives guy a giant check!
Fabulous. What could be better than getting a giant novelty check? How about having it presented to you by a giant superhero dog? This is life right here, friends – study this picture so you’ll recognize good times when they come your way. Also, please notice the smaller dog off to the right – isn’t he adorable? Who’s a good doggy, huh? You are! You are!
Giant pancakes!
Who doesn’t love pancakes? Not me, that’s who. And by “not me,” I mean I’m not one of those people who doesn’t love them. Double negative. I think they’re the cat’s pajamas. And did you know that most cats don’t wear pajamas? I do, though. They’re soft. And eating pancakes in pajamas is fun too; I don’t mean actually putting the pancakes in the pajamas, I mean wearing the pajamas while eating the pancakes. Although that other thing could be fun to try, too.
Hey, what’s all that red stuff? And why is it applied in rectangular fashion? Seems odd.
Giant one-legged thing of dental floss!
This giant blue box of dental floss acts as a constant reminder of one of life’s cruel truths: If you don’t floss your teeth, you will have to hop around on your right leg all of the time. Another truth remains self-evident: Ladies love giant boxes of dental floss. Just look how happy those ladies are to see him! Helllllooo, girls!
